Here’s a spoof that surfaced while conversing with a musician friend some weeks ago; all tech-victims should relate very well to these words. 🙂
How can you deem me telling lies when I don’t call
Leading you on, it’s not my fault
When I can’t find my phone
Without a sound
My cellphone’s sleeping somewhere cold
Until I find out where it is in my home
(Ring me up) Ring me up tonight
(I can’t pick up) Ring me up tonight
(Save me) Call my number help me find my phone
(Ring me up) Bid my feet to run
(I can’t pick up) Before the ringing’s done
(Save me) Save me from the wreck that I’ve become
Now that I know what I’m without
You can’t just hang up on me
Dial to my phone and make it ring, ring me tonight
(Ring me up) Ring me up tonight
(I can’t pick up) Ring me up tonight
(Save me) Call my number help me find my phone
(Ring me up) Bid my feet to run
(I can’t pick up) Before the ringing’s done
(Save me) Save me from the wreck that I’ve become
Ring me tonight
(I’ve been looking alright
But it’s nowhere in sight)
Ring me tonight
Frozen in time without your texts, Whatsapps or calls, darling
Only you can find my phone among the mess
All this time, I can’t believe I couldn’t see
Searched in the pile, it could be there in front of me
I’ve been searching all the wrong places here it seems
Got to open my eyes to everything
Without a thought, without a voice, without a call
Can’t find my phone here
There must be something wrong
Ring me tonight
(Ring me up) Ring me up tonight
(I can’t pick up) Ring me up tonight
(Save me) Call my number help me find my phone
(Ring me up) Bid my feet to run
(I can’t pick up) Before the ringing’s done
(Save me) Save me from the wreck that I’ve become
Ring me tonight
(I’ve been looking alright
But it’s nowhere in sight)
Ring me tonight