Since I’ve been on a ball with MBTI lately, here’s something I compiled with an INTJ friend:
“So what are you wearing?” Scene Dialogue
INTJ: My skin.
ENFJ: Mmmm sexy.
INFP: Aww cute!
INTP: With a red bow tie you’d be more spiffy, trust me.
ENFP: Awesome dude! What time? Will there be food? Is James coming? It’s gonna be great!
ESTJ: ‘Ere, what happened to that blemish I saw the last time?
ESFP: I think he used body balm from xxxx. It was on discount and it’s valid till month end. We should get some! I got some on my arms and legs i need to get rid of them.. What scent do yall think I should get?
ISFJ: How are we going to get there? Don’t forget to lock your house, be nice, I hope Roger isn’t coming, I hope Tina will be ok on the way there.
ISTJ: Who knows the way? I need the map now! Or directions? Whose car? Park where?
ISFP: And I absolutely ADORE cupcakes!
INFJ: You are not going with him, be careful of Jessie and don’t drink too much.
ENTP: Yeah, you always do and we all end up having to send you home first.
ISTP: Yeah and then I can’t have the fun I look forward to.
ESTP: No WE can’t have the fun WE look forward to.
ESFJ: Ooh I love your outfit! Is it cashmere?!
ENTJ: Alright let’s MOVE IT!